{"id":1880,"date":"2026-06-07T01:34:01","date_gmt":"2026-06-07T01:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/?page_id=1880"},"modified":"2026-06-07T01:34:01","modified_gmt":"2026-06-07T01:34:01","slug":"poem-1-o-dear-the-un-american-court-of-alexandria","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/?page_id=1880","title":{"rendered":"Poem 1: O Dear! The Un-American Court of Alexandria"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse\">An American court has approved <br>Lawyers Humphrey and Burnett, O Dear!<br>To fabricate quotations \u2018n case laws.<br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>An American court has approved <br>The attorneys of Allstate, O Dear!<br>To lie in the court Discovery.<br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>An American court has approved <br>Lawyers of the Firm Benesch, O Dear!<br>To misrepresent a dead manager<br>As live executive to evade D[eposition].<br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>An American court permitted <br>Lawyers Humphrey and Burnett, O Dear!<br>To seal the Contract in all lawsuits <br>Between Allstate and its agents as<br>Exhibit A, as Confidential. <br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>An American court permitted <br>The attorneys of Allstate, O Dear!<br>To trample Doctrine of Equal Time <br>In its Discovery procedures.<br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>An American court permitted <br>Lawyers of the Firm Benesch, O Dear!<br>To ruin opponent\u2019s health, Compelling<br>24-hour b\u2019fore final deadline.<br>Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.<br><br>The Alexandria Law Library<br>Only open to selected few, (O Dear!)<br>Yoo-hoo! Flow Internationally,<br>Nile Law Library \u2018f Alexandria!<br><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An American court has approved Lawyers Humphrey and Burnett, O Dear!To fabricate quotations \u2018n case laws.Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.An American court has approved The attorneys of Allstate, O Dear!To lie in the court Discovery.Ding-dong! the Court of Alexandria.An American court has approved Lawyers of the Firm Benesch, O Dear!To misrepresent a dead managerAs live&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"content-type":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"wf_page_folders":[],"class_list":["post-1880","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"wf_page_folders","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paulyshao2.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwf_page_folders&post=1880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}